Ok, we didn't acquire anyone. But I thought it was funny the way our partnerships with IBM and EMC were reported on Heise.de, the huge german news web site. The text below popped up on my Google News search. We may have big balls, but not that big. But it makes for interesting discussion. :-)
As reported on Google via Heise.de:
MySQL acquires IBM and EMC as partnership program
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Heise Online, Germany - 8 hours ago
IBM and EMC have joined the partnership program of
MySQL AB. The Network Certified Partner Program
attests the smooth interaction ...
Actual MySQL Press Release:
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