As I flipped the channels in my car, Josh Groban’s soulful voice
floated over my speakers and caressed my very soul, singing about
our shared timeless yearning to solve the monitoring problems
that plague us all:
I can’t cage you in my arms
When my heart is jumping forward
To avoid your false alarms
“These lyrics are so deeply meaningful to me!” I thought,
reaching for the box of Kleenex. SING IT, Josh! And he
did, his soaring voice speaking of anomaly detection algorithms
(I understand the following lyrics to be addressed to a system
metric such as CPU, don’t you agree?).
And you can’t tell me not to stay
When I opened up your window
And I watched you fly away
Now there’s a song I can relate to! If you need to stop reading
and go listen to Josh sing his sensible, logical lyrics
that always …
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