Arjen has mentioned prior, Brian Aker will be speaking at Linux.conf.au (Dunedin, NZ) next week, then at the Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne MySQL user groups (I'll be there for Brisbane & Dunedin talks).
A *questionable* program means that Arjen will be speaking on 'Concurrency Control in RDBMS' at the same time as Rasmus' 'Building Rich Web applications with PHP 5', and Brian's talk conflicts with Stewart's MySQL Cluster talk.
Oh well, can't win every time.