The final day of the MySQL Camp quotes. See also Day 1 and Day 2.
“Patches on Patches on Patches.” — Jeremy in his Query Profiler patch talk.
“I bagged Jeremy, no I mean I bashed Jeremy and all I got was this badge.” — Sheeri
“You have an enum of ‘Red’, ‘Blue’, and ‘Yellow’, and what is the
result if you add 1 five times to the value of the enum.”
— Brian Aker Quiz question. The answer is Blue, and the winner
was Taso. Why. You will need to do the certification example, or
email me and I’ll tell you.
“High bandwidth opaque identifier” — Chuckie talking about his Unique Internet Id
“So you have until the end of lunch to work out how to start the Instance Manager” — Brian Aker on …
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