In writing a test I need a 1024 character block. I could just
generate one, but I was thinking to myself "There must one out
there...".

Most of the time I just embed the Preamble to the American
Constitution. I learned it as a kid and I can still recite it (and if
you look in some of the MySQL test cases you will find bits and
pieces of it).

And when recite, thanks to School House Rock, I mean I can sing it :)

What though is a phrase that is exactly 1024 characters in length?

I wrote before about a generic, cross-platform way to simulate the SQL ROW_NUMBER() function in any RDBMS. There is a much more efficient way to do this on MySQL with user variables.

I’ll be presenting a webinar about the solidDB for MySQL product on Tuesday, Dec 5. The webinar includes my talk, followed by some time at the end for Q&A. If you’re interested, you can find more info about the webinar and register for the event. ¶

After my last tinkering around with the stream format for the Archive engine I decided to
see if I could improve on compression (this is under MySQL 5.1).

34,973,793 rows.

MyISAM: 4,253,705,712
Archive v2: 2,153,692,212
Archive v3: 836,812,832

The Schema:
CREATE TABLE `accesslog2` (
`id` int(10) unsigned NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
`method` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`bytes_sent` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`protocol` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`uri` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`args` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`hostname` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`client` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`Referer` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`slash_user` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`e2_node` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
`time` datetime NOT NULL DEFAULT '0000-00-00 00:00:00'
)

So just a bit better :)
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I wrote before about a generic, cross-platform way to simulate the SQL ROW_NUMBER() function in any RDBMS. There is a much more efficient way to do this on MySQL with user variables. Background Please see my previous article on how to simulate the ROW_NUMBER() function for the background. I’ll use the same table structure and data in this article. Unfortunately, that’s a quadratic algorithm, so it’s not something I’d do much (though I once did it over small sets of data in SQL Server 2000 at a jobsite).

All this time I was under the impression that boatloads of spam in our inboxes help promote porn but now I learn that hard drives promote porn.  Huh?  Well, I guess by that same logic the driveshaft in my car promotes car accidents.  Don't believe me?  Take the driveshaft out of your car and see how many car accidents that car is involved in.

It's really sad that we've come to a point where noone is responsible for themselves.  Everybody wants to be on Oprah and blame the neighbor, the dog, the parents, and the teacher.  Anyone but themselves.

And now it is apparently not your fault if you watch porn.  After all, the monitor just kept showing it long after you wanted to stop watching.  That damn hard drive just kept holding on to it long after you wanted …

It's not often that I get to pull Knuth's The Art of Computer Programming down off the shelf and immediately solve a problem with it. Today, I did.

A big "Thank you!" goes to my parents for giving it to me long ago.

The problem is that for the way almost all computers work, floating-point numbers do not follow the associative property. This results in wrong results and a good bit of hilarity.

I guess note number one about MyISAM to Innodb migration is warning what Innodb is very slow in COUNT(*) queries. The part which I often however see omitted is fact it only applies to COUNT(*) queries without WHERE clause.

So if you have query like SELECT COUNT(*) FROM USER It will be much faster for MyISAM (MEMORY and some others) tables because they would simply read number of rows in the table from stored value. Innodb will however need to perform full table scan or full index scan because it does not have such counter, it also can't be solved by simple singe counter for Innodb tables as different transactions may see different number of rows in the table.

If you have query like SELECT COUNT(*) FROM IMAGE WHERE USER_ID=5 this query will be executed same way both for MyISAM and Innodb tables by performing index rage scan. This can be faster or slower both for MyISAM and Innodb depending on …

This is a reminder to anyone who works in technology, particularly open source, that the job market is healthy. If you've been waiting for the right time to start looking, that time is here.

I'm just saying this because I get a continuous stream of requests from friends, former co-workers, open source community associates, and random people who read here. Things like "Mike, we desperately need a MySQL DBA. Do you know anyone?" or "Do you know anyone who is available to do some PHP/Perl work." My unscientific sense is that companies are paying more because good open source folks are in demand.

Rather than posting every individual job that comes along I'm just going to say it once in general...look around. You'll find them. These companies are out there actively looking, they aren't the very special, hidden, must-be-part-of-a-secret-society jobs. You should be able to find them with a little poking around.

Just a …