Although I have absolutely no idea how to create a video, I got a real kick out of the YouTube video Kaj posted earlier: "Do Babies Dream of Being Database Engineers?". And it got me thinking, "I wonder, just wonder, what the MySQL community could come up with if there was a contest for creating a MySQL video...?"

And, thus, after a quick approval from our fearless leader, Mårten, the MySQL Video Contest was born! And here are the rules, that I've just made up off the top of my head.

MySQL Video Contest Rules

1. Absolutely no bashing of other RDBMSs, at least not in bad taste... Make them funny, but not aggressive or derisive. That's not the MySQL way
2. Like it needs to be said, but no profanity of any kind
3. Publish your video to …

At the SDN Day on TechEd 06 Amsterdam I had the pleasure to make a short video with André Labahn from SAP. He's a member of the SDN/SAP team that tries to leverage the usage of scripting languages (PHP, Ruby) together with SAP software, mainly R/3 and other components. As you might know, SAP has some stakeholding into OpenSource, some time ago with their release of SAPDB as "MaxDB" which is now maintained by MySQL. Here's what André has to say about PHP & SAP:

The video is also available on sevenload.de.

Even if you have listed your name on the Participants page of mysqlcamp.org, you need to register.

Granted, the registration page says that all that’s needed to register is to send
Jay Pipes (jay@mysql.com) the following information:

Your Name
Your Company Name
City and State of Residence

And that’s it. So do it today! The conference is free and open to anyone who registers.

So, the camp schedule is coming together nicely. I went ahead and revamped the style and content of the MySQL Camp website entirely, adding a navigation sidebar, a page on the camp T-Shirt Design Contest (sponsored by Baron Schwartz' employer, the Rimm Kaufman Group), the new MySQL Community Server Logo Voting, and a page for a session I am really keen on getting a great discussion going in: A MySQL Core Kernel.

Feel free to vote for your choice of logos; I'm interested to see what the front runners will be (though I have my suspicions...). Tell everyone you know about MySQL Camp. The more folks we get to the …

Vote for your favorite MySQL Community(TM) logo! Add comments on existing logos! Even mock up

http://mysqlcamp.pbwiki.com/LogoVoting

Seriously, though — think of how a new logo will reflect the Community, and how we all want to be perceived. Also consider what makes a nice favicon.ico …..

So vote on something that really matters to you, and make your voice heard. It does not cost anything and takes just a few seconds.

I would have liked to have done this on MySQLForge but, as you know, this is not yet possible. However, if MySQL were to provide even part of their, obviously, excellent development management system for external projects I would be one of the first on board.

In the meantime, PrimeBase XT source code and development will be managed on SourceForge.net: http://sourceforge.net/projects/pbxt.

For new projects it really makes sense to use Subversion instead of CVS, so to get the latest version of the source code you enter the following:

svn checkout https://svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/pbxt/trunk/pbxt pbxt

If you are a Mac OS X user, or your UNIX distribution does not include the Subversion client, you can download it from …

$ svn ci
Connection closed by $MAGIC_IP_ADDR
svn: Commit failed (details follow):
svn: Connection closed unexpectedly
svn: Your commit message was left in a temporary file:
svn:    '/full/path/to/parent/directory/where/no/changed/files/svn-commit.tmp'
$ svn ci
Log message unchanged or not specified
a)bort, c)ontinue, e)dit
a

could have at least saved the commit message somewhere useful. like, say, somewhere so when i type “svn ci” again it reads the commit message.

grrr

During my recent vacation I worked on this blog entry which talks about connection pooling in PHP and some of the recent interesting results IBM published in a recent Zend Developer Zone article. I just saw Christopher Jones? blog entry on a new feature coming in Oracle 11g so I?ve slightly adjusted it to include the news.

As is apparent from the likes of Yahoo!, Facebook and other large Web 2.0 companies who have billions of page views per month, PHP can indeed be deployed in a way which scales extremely well. Naturally with any technology that has to scale to huge volumes of traffic using large clusters of servers, there are always scalability issues that need resolving. Common issues that IT personnel deal with are monitoring and management of their clusters, application deployment, …

You know ThinkGeek. Cool (geeky) stuff, and I know they're very nice people too.
Right now they're also in need of a senior programmer... strong Linux, SQL, Perl and web skills. You have to be willing to move to Fairfax, Virginia. For more details, see http://www.thinkgeek.com/jobs

The above URL also has a link for applying - if I know you and you would like a personal intro to the folks at ThinkGeek, toss me an email!

Expect the unexpected! There is a hilarious video on YouTube, called

Do babies dream of being database engineers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJvamAW_nSE