I have been talking about the UDFs for MySQL during lunch, and Knut Anders bragged about being able to do that in Java DB as well..

So what could I do? I just had to challenge him ;-)

As always, Knut Anders delivers! Just check out the blog entry he wrote!

Knut Anders, I'm impressed! This looks like a clean solution! keep up the good work! (By the way, you should use SMF to control the memcached server. Check out my blog post for the details).