Yes, it's true, Oracle CEO Larry Ellison has bought 98% of the Hawaiian Island of Lanai for $500m. The island was previously owned by David Murdock who bought Dole in 1985. The island has 3,200 residents, two luxury resorts, two golf courses and is 88,000 acres (141 square miles) in size.
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Ellison Buys Island of Lanai
Declares Bill & Melinda Gates Marriage to be in Violation of Oracle Terms of Service
Says "What Island? I only wanted a closed off veranda. Doesn't anyone listen to me?"
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